PR.com (Allison Kugel): I know where I want to go with the first part of the interview…

Gene Simmons: I know, but I know where I want to go…

PR.com: You tell me what you want to discuss first and foremost…

Gene Simmons: But I'm trying. That's why I can't get married, because the male of the species could never finish a sentence. You guys won't let us. And I mean that in the very nicest way.

PR .com: (Laughs) I'm sorry to interrupt you after what you just said, but I have to ask you a question based on that. What is the difference between living with a woman and marrying a woman? Don't you still have the same problems communicating?

Gene Simmons: Oh, we don't care about communication. We just care about the fact that if we decide to break up, that you don't take half of our money.

(This is interesting, because Gene has been in a domestic relationship with model Shannon Tweed for over twenty-three years, and seems not to be ending this union any time soon.)

PR.com: Ok, what's a typical day like for you?

Gene Simmons: Well it starts early usually, because east coast gets up early. Sometimes its 5:00 AM [when I get up], so that I can catch Europe before they go to sleep.

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